Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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