He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
