I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I take back everything I said about communal showers
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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