I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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