she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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