So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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