So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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