Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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