Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I have aggressive nipples.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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