What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
birth control should be required to get into college
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
