What did we do last night that was yellow?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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