p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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