Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Randomize
