Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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