i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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