I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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