he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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