party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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