i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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