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Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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