areolas are like halos for boobs.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
