He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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