Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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