The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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