my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
