We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I looked at my own cervix.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Well I just put wine in my tea
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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