I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Randomize
