I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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