Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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