Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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