no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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