question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Two words: nipple clamps
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