Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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