She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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