i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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