I don't think brook has ever known best
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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