come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Randomize
