ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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