who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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