I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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