Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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