so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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