I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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