I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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