So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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