Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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