How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You have to summon your inner elephant
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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