At least make sure they are 18
Why
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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