Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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