Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
