its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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