normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I don't deserve a penis
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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