I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
pray to the hookup gods
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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