Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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