I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
