Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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